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man, woman, and marriage October 9, 2008

Posted by mbintanghp in somethin' stupid.
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ehm!!,,

(baca dengan gaya lagi promosi iklan/barang)

anda para pria bingung soal pernikahan??

bingung kapan sebaiknya menikah??

bingung akan menikah dengan siapa??

ato malah bingung lebih baik menikah atau tidak?? (ya masa)

tidak usah takut!!

anda beruntung saudara-saudara!!

di bawah ini adalah jawabannya…!!
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tapi, jawaban yang ngaco bin ngawur bin ngasal =p

selamat baca ^^

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MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

MEMORY

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

COMPREHENSION

There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.
..krik..krik..krik..

hmmmm,,

jadi jawabannya adalah : jangan pernah menikah!!!

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wekekek,, becandaa becanda,, cuma humor tentang cowok-cowok stress gara-gara nikah,, marriage joke,,

~btw kata saya yang ttg MEMORY paling manstabh,,hehe

mmmm jadi inget,, dulu pernah ngobrol2 beginian,,

saya bilang : “kita emang mesti saling take and give”

tapi terus dia perbaiki : “yang bener, give and give”

yup, that’s right =)
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nah!! jadi, jangan pernah pesimis soal pernikahan,,

jodoh tu ada di tangan Tuhan,,
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makanya, cepetan ambil! ( haiaah ^^ )

~pis v

Comments»

1. kikirizki - October 9, 2008

Wow… ;))

2. ella_kudo - October 9, 2008

duh..yang dah mo nikah…jangan lupa ngundang2 yah…
=p

~pis ^^)v

3. ikhsanputra - October 9, 2008

jadi kapan nikah tang?

4. ninis - October 9, 2008

haduh… tampak rumit…

5. masaryaguna - October 9, 2008

hahahaha… =D

bagus Tang..

saya suka di bagian longevity..

hihihi… =)

6. inaa - October 9, 2008

hahhaha.
dapet darimana sih beginian?
mantapps

7. bhellabhello - October 9, 2008

masbinn
itu ngarangg ndiri atoo?

undang2 yaa klo nikah
:P

8. alien - October 10, 2008

gosh… so offensive…

9. Giri Kuncoro - October 10, 2008

cie cie..
yang dah mo nikah..atau kawin?
gyahaha.. =))

****

10. printiasti - October 10, 2008

gw paling suka yg shopping math!
haha.

ciee.
kata dia.
dia siapa tuhh??

11. Ardianto - October 10, 2008

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

Wah…
Kutipan dari Albert Einstein dimasukin juga, menarik sih memang… :)

12. Quchie - October 10, 2008

wakakakak… kacau… gillaaa..

dapet darimana sii yg beginian?? apa jangan2 mikir ndirii?? kereenn2…

13. ashr06 - October 10, 2008

wew,, lucu..
yg discussion technique kayanya beneran deh.. makanya kita para cowo harus belajar ngomong kata “maaf”.. ckckck..

*dah pernah baca di rileks sih..

btw, itu ******, calon istri lw ya tang?

wakakakak… :P

14. bintang - October 12, 2008

@ semuanya :

mana mungkin ngarang sendiri,, kl sy ngarang sendiri mah pasti mellow-mellow..wkakakaka!!!

oke dah doain aja saya nikah ama ‘dia’ yang emg bener ‘dia’ :D

15. dessyfarhany - October 15, 2008

wow
dia yang mana nih. hahaha.
hahaha.

16. coxon3011 - October 16, 2008

lo banyakan mirip ce nya atau cowonya tang? wkkk

17. myrodjani - October 16, 2008

“There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.”
jadi kapan ngertinya dong? ;P

kalo nikah undang2 yaaaa.. :D

18. bintang - October 18, 2008

@ fanny : ‘dia’ yg entah yg mana..hahaha

@ adin : krik krik krik

@ amy : itu pandangan skeptis co yg mengalami ‘masa-masa indah’ bersama pasangannya =p

sip sama2 my..haha

19. rizasaputra - November 2, 2008

pernah baca lupa dimana, tp yg ini sdikit lebih lengkap, yg sy baca dulu mah ga ada appearance sm discussion… tp yg bagian happiness tu rasana mh bener pisan, women is really hard to understand, sedemikian hard sampe rasanya tidak perlu mencoba untuk understand da moal bisa hoho…

20. syafiq - November 3, 2008

“nah!! jadi, jangan pernah pesimis soal pernikahan,,

jodoh tu ada di tangan Tuhan,”

kalo nggak kita ambil ya bakalan ada di tangan Tuhan terus,,hahahaha

21. bintang - November 4, 2008

@ riza : punya pengalaman buruk dengan ce nih tampaknya? =p

@ syafiq : iya, makanya di akhirnya saya bilang ‘makanya cepetan ambil..!’ :))


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